[SO META] ... let me say this now: not. my. fault. and this is NOT for children thank you.

[worldfromafar]

Remus blames the mun. The mun blames Dayquil. >.> So very very meta.

For makeyourlist:

Merlin, this is ridiculous, but...

If you had the chance, would you marry me, shag me, or throw me off a cliff?

Or 'insert your own option here.'

Have at it.

(plz consider answers screened to Remus unless noted otherwise)

Comments

[pinkhairedauror.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know... *winks* Of course I do know. Marry.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

*lips twitch at the corners* Yes, I thought that might have been your answer.

[pinkhairedauror.livejournal.com]

Well, I was going to ask if I could go for more than one, but decided not to be greedy. Seems I'm almost a minority.

[verus-draconis.livejournal.com]

Clearly - shag you, marry you and then throw you off a cliff to collect a sizable insurance policy.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

Clearly.

That is a rather creative combination, actually.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Shag you. :D

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

You would just have to get used to someone else using Sirius' nickname for you, but I am sure you understand why.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

You can call me anything you want, Sir.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

You really don't need to call me 'Sir,' Harry. ... Er, Oz, yes?

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

You don't like it? Or maybe you like it too much, hm?

What should I call you then?

Oz works. Sirius finds it awkward to call me anything but Oz or lad.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

It's a formality that I don't need. And it makes me feel older than what I am when you look just about the age of my son/nephew.

You can just call me Remus.

Yes, I don't blame him. ...well, no, actually I do. But not for that. ... It's complicated.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Some people like it. The formality, I mean.

Okay, Remus, I'll do that.

No? Not even when I'm wearing his clothes?

I'll wear your shirt if you'd like.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

Some, yes. I am not one for such formalities, however.

Thank you.

...well, no. I do blame him then.

There is really no need for that.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Noted.

No thanks needed. I haven't even done anything yet.

At least you're not jealous.

No? I think he'd like it. Or he'd be jealous.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

No, I am not jealous. At all.

If you wore my shirt? I doubt he would actually be jealous. He would like it, I believe.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Someone doesn't share well with others.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

...I said I was not jealous.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

.............

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

You're so hilarious because you don't even get how funny you are.

P.S. Jealousy looks good on you.

[bigbadpadfoot.livejournal.com]

'Insert my own option here'

Which would involve a proper shag, a wedding, and then throwing ourselves off a cliff together. With parachutes attached, of course.

I've always wanted to go muggle skydiving.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

I love the way you think.

Though you would probably have to add another proper shag to fully convince me to go muggle skydiving.

If you don't mind, that is.

lolololololmetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[remus-jay-lupin.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to put up with you forever, so I wouldn't marry you. But I also don't want you to die. So unless it was a very small cliff, I think my only choice would be to shag you...

lolololololmetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

I am not a big fan of cliffs, so shagging would probably be an interesting the best option, I believe.

[lasting-legacy.livejournal.com]

You're good for a shag, I imagine.


OOC:You have no idea how many bastards wanted to make this joke.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

Oh Merlin.

I have references, in case you need them.

[lasting-legacy.livejournal.com]

OOC: ewww!! Furry wasn't even volunteering!

...neither was Snape for an odd reason. You think he's hiding something?

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

[lasting-legacy.livejournal.com]

That's okay. Doped up Wolfies for the win?

...Sev says Remus isn't...you know what. Nevermind.

Oh! Unrelated- Teddy up for a "walk" in HPsixwords?

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

Give you a literal kick in the arse for even asking that question.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

I know, I know.

You aren't the marrying kind, so...it's shagging, isn't it.

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

For you I'd make an exception and marry you. It'll just be like being roommates, with NO shagging. You're great Moony, but no.