[SO META] ... let me say this now: not. my. fault. and this is NOT for children thank you.

[worldfromafar]

Remus blames the mun. The mun blames Dayquil. >.> So very very meta.

For makeyourlist:

Merlin, this is ridiculous, but...

If you had the chance, would you marry me, shag me, or throw me off a cliff?

Or 'insert your own option here.'

Have at it.

(plz consider answers screened to Remus unless noted otherwise)

Comments

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

You can call me anything you want, Sir.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

You really don't need to call me 'Sir,' Harry. ... Er, Oz, yes?

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

You don't like it? Or maybe you like it too much, hm?

What should I call you then?

Oz works. Sirius finds it awkward to call me anything but Oz or lad.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

It's a formality that I don't need. And it makes me feel older than what I am when you look just about the age of my son/nephew.

You can just call me Remus.

Yes, I don't blame him. ...well, no, actually I do. But not for that. ... It's complicated.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Some people like it. The formality, I mean.

Okay, Remus, I'll do that.

No? Not even when I'm wearing his clothes?

I'll wear your shirt if you'd like.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

Some, yes. I am not one for such formalities, however.

Thank you.

...well, no. I do blame him then.

There is really no need for that.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Noted.

No thanks needed. I haven't even done anything yet.

At least you're not jealous.

No? I think he'd like it. Or he'd be jealous.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

No, I am not jealous. At all.

If you wore my shirt? I doubt he would actually be jealous. He would like it, I believe.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Someone doesn't share well with others.

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

...I said I was not jealous.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[r-moony.livejournal.com]

.............

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

You're so hilarious because you don't even get how funny you are.

P.S. Jealousy looks good on you.