[SO META] ... let me say this now: not. my. fault. and this is NOT for children thank you.

[worldfromafar]

Remus blames the mun. The mun blames Dayquil. >.> So very very meta.

For makeyourlist:

Merlin, this is ridiculous, but...

If you had the chance, would you marry me, shag me, or throw me off a cliff?

Or 'insert your own option here.'

Have at it.

(plz consider answers screened to Remus unless noted otherwise)

Comments

[pinkhairedauror.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know... *winks* Of course I do know. Marry.

[verus-draconis.livejournal.com]

Clearly - shag you, marry you and then throw you off a cliff to collect a sizable insurance policy.

[osborn-heir.livejournal.com]

Shag you. :D

[bigbadpadfoot.livejournal.com]

'Insert my own option here'

Which would involve a proper shag, a wedding, and then throwing ourselves off a cliff together. With parachutes attached, of course.

I've always wanted to go muggle skydiving.

lolololololmetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[remus-jay-lupin.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to put up with you forever, so I wouldn't marry you. But I also don't want you to die. So unless it was a very small cliff, I think my only choice would be to shag you...

[lasting-legacy.livejournal.com]

You're good for a shag, I imagine.


OOC:You have no idea how many bastards wanted to make this joke.

[favored-prongs.livejournal.com]

Give you a literal kick in the arse for even asking that question.